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Good News, Bad News. A man goes into the doctor's office to review his test results. The doctor says to the man, "I've got good news and I've got bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?" The man says, "Well tell me the good news. I wanna hear the good news!" The doctor says, "You have two days to live."
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"Wonderful!" Adam said. "Thank you. What is the second organ?" "The other organ," God continued, "is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
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26 Sort by: Open comment sort options Add a Comment JimDixon • 7 mo. ago Doctor: I'm afraid I've got bad news. You don't have long to live. I'd give you six weeks. Patient: But, doc! I'll never be able to pay your bill in six weeks! Doctor: In that case, I'll give you six months. 10 crash866 • 7 mo. ago Then I shot and killed the Dr.
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Doctor: Okay. You have 24 hours to live. Patient: WHAT?! What can be worse than that?! Doctor: I've been trying to contact you since yesterday upvote downvote report Boss, I have good news and bad news Whats the bad news? Im retiring today Whats the good news? Im retiring today upvote downvote report A doctor walked in to see a patient.
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Doctor: Well. Your baby's a ginger. Woman: Oh no, that's awful. What's the good news? Doctor: The good news is it's dead. themachinist239 • 9 yr. ago This made me cry with laughter. tianjin2014 • 9 yr. ago It made the woman cry too. BBZak • 9 yr. ago Am a ginger, still laughed. Well done sir. CJP24 • 9 yr. ago I'm a ginger too.
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Bad news : 9 out of 10 patients with this disease die. Good news : your my tenth patient with this disease. Doctor, in the delivery room: I have some bad news and some worse news. Patient, after giving birth: Ok, well.give me the bad news first. Doctor: You gave birth to a 10 lb.eyeball.
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(Explained) Written by Jackie Booe in About Humor According to a 2013 study, most people give the good news first when there's both good news and bad news to give. This is not because people want to hear good news first (in fact, most prefer to get the bad news over with ).
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a patient went into the doctor's office for his physical. when the patient asked how his health was, the doctor replied "well, i have some good news and some bad news". ever the optimist, the patient said "give me the good news first". the doctor smiled and said "well, the good news is that you are. upvote downvote report
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